Ghost Community Theater Presents

The Ghost Community Theater presents: ORYX THE NIGHTMARE DADDY: One Brave Ghost Versus the Death from Outer Space A four-and-a-half-act play Written and directed by Didi, Ghost of Marcus Ren STARRING: Marcus Ren............................................Hero's Ghost Didi the Ghost.....................................Guardian Hero Enoch Bast...........................................................Oryx Pixie, Ghost of Ariadne Gris............................Ir Halak Sweeperbot.....................................................Ir Anûk Ghost, Ghost of Enoch Bast....Ghostly Shade of Crota See the play that Commander Zavala calls, "An insensitive and disrespectful travesty of a production, with truly abominable prop design—an insult to the art of papier-mâché." The eponymous Ghost himself calls it: "Is this supposed to be me? Oh… oh no…" Ghost, the Ghost of Tyra Karn, calls it: "A four-and-a-half-act structure? But that makes no… Stories do have rules, you know! You can't… What constitutes 'half' an… You know what? I don't need to entertain this nonsense." Ophiuchus, the Ghost of Ikora Rey, calls it: [judgmental silence]. Lord Shaxx calls it: "Undeniably enthusiastic, I'll grant you that. But is the dialogue meant to come across so… sexually charged?" Ghost, the Ghost of Tyra Karn, calls it: "I've been thinking about it, and I really do think it would be worthwhile for you to learn the basics of narrative composition. Sit down, we're doing this now."